What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 07:52

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are James Potter's flaws?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”